what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Pickles

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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