HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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