- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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