- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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