- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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