- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

I'm hungry.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Indians

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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