- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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