- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

lewis=cardiac

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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