WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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dat shoe shine tho

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Anti Joke

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