- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

whats white and sticky glue

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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