why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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