- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

a person who will soon die of beeties

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Ben Corbishley

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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