What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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