- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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