xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Obama = ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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