What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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