- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde dies Lololol

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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