- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Chuck Norris.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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