How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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I'm homeless.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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