What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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drugs.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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