Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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