- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

My spelling is horrible

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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