World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Men's rights

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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