- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

you see theres this guy.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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