- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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