You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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