What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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a irish man walks past a bar

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