- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

knock knock who's there? faith

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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