- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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