Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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BIG MAC'S

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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