- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

here's a joke... the american education society

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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