- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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