- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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