The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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