A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

rarw

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...