A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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