What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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