- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock, COME IN!

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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