- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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