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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Everybody will die

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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