Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Tunechi

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Apple hates Blackberry.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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