- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

So these two girls have a cup .

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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