What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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