Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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call me maybe.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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