When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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