A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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