- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Jimmy Saville

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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