A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Your mums a potato

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

whats green and lives in the water

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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