what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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deez nuts

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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