He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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