- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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