Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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