Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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