Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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time to spruce up!

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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