- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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