knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Anti Joke

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