- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

women's rights

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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