- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Black History Month

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Drunk irish man

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

she wasn't 18

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Fiats

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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