What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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KKK

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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