- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

knock knock go away

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Leave her alone...

Minecraft.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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