Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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hipsters

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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