what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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