You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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