What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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redtube

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What's the difference between a duck

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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