What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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The Holocaust.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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