- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

I'm sn otter

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Knock knock Fuck off!

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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