An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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