Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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