Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What does water smell like? water.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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