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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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shut up

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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