what do you call gingers ugly.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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smug face >:}

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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that wall over there ->

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Anti Joke

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