Guest what in the butt

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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