Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Brain fart

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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