- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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