A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Your Mom.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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