Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Rebecca Black.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Test

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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