What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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bologna

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Anti Joke

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