Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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