Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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