Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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The government makes a good decision

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Your gay

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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