Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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hey guys what's up?

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Women's Rights

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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