- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Patriarchy.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

* anti-punchline

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