Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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