Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Your mom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Anti Joke

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