What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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