A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so old she died

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Wy did the chicken?

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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