Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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