Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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