Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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