What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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knock knock go away!!!

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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