why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Darude- Sandstorm

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

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