Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Liverpool City Football Club

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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