- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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