bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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