- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What rymes with milk..... milf

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Pickles are powerful

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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