your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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women's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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