How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Jersey Shore.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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