what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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God is real.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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