How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Communism

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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