- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snake walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

The GOV and the WHO?

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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