What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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David Cameron

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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