Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Jesus was a good guy

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