A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What's up? A direction...

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