What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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