Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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