Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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My name is Harry.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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