Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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boobs

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Joey mayer's face

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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