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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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