Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Yo daddy!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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