Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Penis.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Lacrosse

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Anti Joke

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