A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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whats annoying and black? black people

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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