What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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