there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Anti Joke

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