Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A black guy gets a job...

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Click here to end the world.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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I love Ciara!

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