Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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my mind's eye?

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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