What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Ross.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Stephen Walking.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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