Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"


Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt


Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!


Want more? You might be interested in...