Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Fat people

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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