What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Women's sports.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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twilight

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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