What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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