What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Male penises.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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