What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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an athiest walks into a church

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Nickelback

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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YOU

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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ass.

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