Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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