roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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my names jim haha

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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