Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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here's a joke... the american education society

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your father died

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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