Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

you dint have to be a jew matt

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

The geese of Growmore

Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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