A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Your big dick.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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your going to die

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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I would rape her

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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