- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

God

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

A black man walks Into a bar.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Scientology.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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