I have a crush on my dad.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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People...

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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