When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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what goes boo a sock

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Do you believe this will change?

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Where's my baby??

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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