What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Yock

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Barack Obama

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Penis!

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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