Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Yeah right loser!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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