What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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