What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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