roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Boner

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Black people

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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