i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Anti Joke

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