I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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