- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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