- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

womans rights

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

who is mark

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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