What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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