Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Anti Joke

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