Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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