Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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I? Everett

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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your mom

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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A Weight loss service that works

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Anti Joke

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