yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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