- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What comes after 69? 70

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Knock knock Shut up

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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