Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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