A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Woman Rights

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Penis-Pump

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mark is religion

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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