What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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