The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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The WNBA.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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