What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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eden stop

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i just wrote this so hard

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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