Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

Pianca going ham

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

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