I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Dumb

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Women's rights.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Anti Joke

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