Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Robin, get in the car!

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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