Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Women rights.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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