Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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