What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Your Mom

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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