what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What's the difference between a duck

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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this is not a joke

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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