Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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THE GAME.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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