Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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tim has no humor

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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