what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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