Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A baby seal walks in to a club

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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