why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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