what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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