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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Land Rovers

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

lol this is the best joke ever!

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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