Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Womens Rights

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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