A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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The cow went moo

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Anti Joke

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