Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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