What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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