What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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cats are pussies

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Women's Rights

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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