luke moore cant pull it back

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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first

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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soccer

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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