What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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guess what what? nothing.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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