A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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