Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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FIONN'S LIFE

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WNBA

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How do you sleep? With a knife I just saved a lot of money by switching to Geico......with a knife I'm going to the restroom, with a knife. How do you do a back flip with no hands? With a knife. What is 2 plus 2? The answer is 4, with a knife. Would like you like to go see a movie with me...with a knife? Today, I'm going to show you how bake a strawberry chocolate cake...with knife. I'm sorry, you have the wrong number...with a knife. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side....with a knife. A man walks to a bar and orders a shot of vodka....with a knife. Omg, I just saw Miley Cyrus at the mall today....with a knife. In Soviet Russia, blah blah blah, with a knife. How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? 1, with a knife. I'll be back in time for dinner, I'm going to the gym and work on my abs....with a knife.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Justin's hair

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Anti Joke

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