What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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