What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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