What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Paper shield.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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