Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Gay's

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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