A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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