Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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womans rights...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

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