what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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