Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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pedophile

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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