What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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