Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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V I T A M I N C !

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Anti Joke

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