was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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World peace

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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A black student graduated High School

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Anti Joke

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