Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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haha

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Roses are flowers.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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