destiny

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Daym im romantic

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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