Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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