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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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360 NO SCOPE

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Cancer.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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