i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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