your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Your future.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Anything involving women..

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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