A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Lets Go Lakers!

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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