Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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