What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Garry Glitters on here

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Women Driving.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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