Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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