Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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