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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

I am a real homosexual

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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