person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Women's rights

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VITAMIN C!

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Yo mama's fat.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Yes.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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