knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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poop.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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