Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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