Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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