- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

So this blonde walks into a library.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

cancer

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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