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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Hey, you have small hands.

knock knock? come in

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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