- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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