Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

whats better than sex? cookies

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

ever tried african food? they neither

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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