why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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This is not a joke

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Thats what she said

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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i like tits

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A person from Singapore eats

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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