What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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your momma's an antijoke

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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