What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Turtles

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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