- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

learn the ropes?

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Black people.

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Praise Paisley

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Whats funny? Your face.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Guess what? I like trains.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Matt is a Duster!

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