What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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