Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Mahmy

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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