Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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A woman's opinion

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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salad days!

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Apple juice.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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