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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dance is a sport

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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