go go gadget

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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