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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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