why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Oliver's friends

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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The NBA lockout

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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my mind's eye?

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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