Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Dubstep < Music

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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