Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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im a dragon, no im not

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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