How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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whats forever alone me

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Anti Joke

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