why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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