- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

pickle juice?

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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