Women's Rights

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

what's brown and sticky? A stick.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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