Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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black people

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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