Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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