knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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