Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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WNBA

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Your mom is so nice.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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