What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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