You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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