A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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