There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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