How do you make a little girl cry?

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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THE GAME.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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