One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Tucker Rivera

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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