What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Robin, get in the car.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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