What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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you will like this because i am black.

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Dinosaur!

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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alert("Hello");

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Asians.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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