A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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minced oaths

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Anti Joke

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