Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What is a question?

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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An man walks to a bra

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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