A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Hello

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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the bible

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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