Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Thanks

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Girls Basketball.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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