Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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