why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Racial Equality

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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