Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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