Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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aodhan hearty

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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