- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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