Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Justin Bieber.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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