What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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