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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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A man walks into a vagina

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