Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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I went to work today....

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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