KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Your biggest fan.

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