Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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balls in ya mouf

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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I am black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Tim and Eric

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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