A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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a man was shot.... he died

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what do you call a black man named mike

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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my mind's eye?

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Anti Joke

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