Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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John Cena for president

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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