There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Malachai.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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im a selling a car

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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