What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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