What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Your Mom!!!

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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