Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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