What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Please don't shoot me

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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