What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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