Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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