How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Terry has ebola

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Dogs

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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