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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What is worse

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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general tso's broccoli

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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