- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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