What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Leave her alone...

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A ginger rapping.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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