we all know sammi has a penis

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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knock knock go away ok

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Waffles ate my grandma

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Anti Joke

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