Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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