How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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a ab

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Your social life

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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