What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Anti Joke

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