Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Anti Joke

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