- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

want to go home? yea

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

So a baby seal walks into a club

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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