What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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it was all Tagart

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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