Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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