Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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The jets are a good team..

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Sarah Palin

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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