what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Video Games

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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