Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Women's rights.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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im at school

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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