Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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I am Skaldak!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Poo LOL

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Banana

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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