What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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