Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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