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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

its funny cuz i laughed!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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