whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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potato farming

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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