Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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were you expecting a joke

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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my bubbles!

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A man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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