A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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