What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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