- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Without geometry life would be pointless

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's white and sticky? Glue

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

i fondle myself every night....

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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