when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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i just wrote this so hard

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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