Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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