how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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school homewrok

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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