That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Please don't shoot me

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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crap!!

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i had sex.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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