- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

French people

Turkeys are obese

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's brown and sticky? Poop

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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