Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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