What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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poop nuff said

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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