jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Yeah right loser!

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Donald Trump.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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