Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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