How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Starter clothing

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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