Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Which one is hardest?

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Error 37.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Can I touch it?

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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