- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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