What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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I ponder

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Where else? The junk yard

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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well now

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Anti Joke

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