What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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gay pom...

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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