Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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