What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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