A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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