What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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