What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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I killed someone today. :D

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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