69 :)

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

thumb_up thumb_down -3,268

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Once there was a girl named Andrea

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

13

thumb_up thumb_down +186

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

will you like this joke my sources say no

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops