Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Get on the boat.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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