- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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