If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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