If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Obama

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Obama being reelected.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Anti Joke

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