What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Yes.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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