- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why? Why not?

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

hi, im sober.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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