What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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I went to the store and I fell

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Dogs

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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my bubbles!

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Anti Joke

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