What's white and black? Color blind.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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What is life? Paul.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Mmmm, donuts

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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