- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Bean.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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