Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Tacos

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Women.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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