What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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potato

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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