I had sex with my mother in law

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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nothing

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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