What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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