Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Facebook...

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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