Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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your face is kinda funny

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dislike this.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Anti Joke

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