Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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