what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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poopoo

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Harry Styles

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