Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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hi

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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