Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

brittney griner

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Obama 2012

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Connor is homosexuaI

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

What is worse

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