Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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GAY PEOPLE

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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KONY 2012

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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