There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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