- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Want to hear a joke? No.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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