Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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