Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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19th amendment

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Katy Perry

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Anti Joke

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