Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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womens rights

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Spinabifita

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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