Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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