What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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whats long and black? a baton

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whats black and strange a paki

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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