Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Anti Joke

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