Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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