Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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The GOV and the WHO?

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