What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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