What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Womens rights

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whats one plus one penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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A women in the kitchen.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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