Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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