A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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rape that shit

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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