A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Penis

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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