guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Welcome to die!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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