Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Cripples are lame.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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this website even though its hilarious.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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ballsack

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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