Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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i committed murder

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Herman Cain

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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