Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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I drive a 'rarri

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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you and your family will die tonight

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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