Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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WHAT????

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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