Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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