A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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