- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Your face

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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