Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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These Jokes suck.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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