How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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lol

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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