Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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