Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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