- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Like my status for a tbh?

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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