What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Yock

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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ecks! why zee?

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Knock knock Come in

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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