Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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