Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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The MLS

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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