Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Women's sports.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

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