whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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