How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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a horse nibbled a baby

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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