What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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