Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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