Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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I like jokes.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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