-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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