getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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9:11 make a wish

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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13 =B you just learned something

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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