what do fish smoke? sea weed

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "It sure is getting hot in here". the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin."

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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