We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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