Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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who is mark

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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