A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

thumb_up thumb_down -29

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

thumb_up thumb_down +379

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

thumb_up thumb_down -385

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

thumb_up thumb_down -1

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

thumb_up thumb_down +598

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops