- Anti Joke

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

stuarts mum

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

watch a i d s left

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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