How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Whats green? The color green.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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