How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Caca.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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