What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Womens rights.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats white jizz

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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