What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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twilight

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Wats a joke?

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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