Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Women's rights

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poo

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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you will like this because i am black.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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