What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A woman wears a dress.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Anti Joke

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