Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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they're dead. idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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