A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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kennah campion when she talks

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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69.9

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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