How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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