Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Knock knock Come in

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Anti Joke

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