What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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a woman votes!

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Boom.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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Anti Joke

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