What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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oh hey.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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