What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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BUTTERFARTING

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Anti Joke

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