This sentence is false.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why? Why not?

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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