How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Potassium? K.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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123 Main street

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Corn Muffins

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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