A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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penis

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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