What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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