- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Women's sports

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

No!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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