- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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