Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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sucks Syntax...

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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