DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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I got shot, you laughed

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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THE GAME.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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