Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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fabien

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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poop

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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women's rights

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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