A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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