Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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