why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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