Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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