A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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