What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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