What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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