Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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A black guy with his family.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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