Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Click here to end the world.

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gay marriage.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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