Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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