Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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