Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What's 4+7 47

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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womens rights.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Rock mattress.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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