The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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