What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Gangnam style

roses are red, violets are blue.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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