Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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