A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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