What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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whats 2+2? 1

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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c:

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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drugs.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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