Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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I can't see my forehead

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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