How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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