How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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OBAMA

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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