why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Pinus Testicles

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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