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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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