What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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this site is an antijoke

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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