What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

shut up elliot

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What do black people eat? Food.

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