what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Stop procrastinating.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Cows go moo.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Exactly what?

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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