Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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women's rights

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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