How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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