A whale's vagina

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Hi

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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69

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What's 9+10? 19

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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