What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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