today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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