What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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dead dibbs

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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your momma's an antijoke

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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