knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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