So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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