Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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who ever is reading this....

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