What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Proof reading

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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