Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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