Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Jesus

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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haha black people :D

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Penis-biter

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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