A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Hahaha

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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whats long and black? a baton

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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