Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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