What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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dj miky

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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