You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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women's rights

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Terry has ebola

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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