- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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