What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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