There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Why? Why Not?

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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