- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

American Idol

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

all these jokes suck ass

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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