Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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- Helen Keller

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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