What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

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