Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.


What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.


What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

The cream, it is coming

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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