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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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