What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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