chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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feminine literature

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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black people swimming

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