Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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marshal sterio had sex

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Do the roar!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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captcha: all yer base

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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