where are you?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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