Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Penis

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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