Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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