What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Y2K

thumb_up thumb_down -6

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +19

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Killing your friend as a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops