What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

THE GAME

Feminism

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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