Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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My mom.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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