How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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a man said hi.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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