What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Can you see this brett? Connor

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

why do mexicans get made fun of

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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