- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Your Mom The End.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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