Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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And more;

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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