A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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My children are mistakes

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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