Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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potato

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Anyone??????????/

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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whats really hot the sun

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Anti Joke

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