Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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you just lost the game

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Anti Joke

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