Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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eoin burgin is fat

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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