How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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IU football

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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