There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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a retard lost...

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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