What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Knock knock *open*

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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ps3

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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William Raines.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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