Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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mexicans fishing

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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