square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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