um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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People Order Our Patties

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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