A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Roses are flowers.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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what is the color of a burp burple

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Autism speaks but not really

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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