What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Happy Monday!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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