Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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anti-joke teehee

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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