Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

baloney sandwich

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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