your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Jess Burns

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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