Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Everybody will die

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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