How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Nippies

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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That's not what she said.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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