A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Kim Kardashian.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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