Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Thumbs this up

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Your mam is so fat.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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