How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Anything involving women..

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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dry handjob

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PENIS that is all

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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neil patrick harris

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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