What's white and horny? A unicorn

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What sucks?

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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