Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Bob Saget

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Mooses

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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