I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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