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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Penis

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Canada

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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field day?

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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