A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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