- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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