- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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