i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Jake. Walsh.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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