how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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