Iif your reading this ur gay

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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VITAMIN C!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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