Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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