Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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women's rights

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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