A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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