What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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knock knock Goodbye

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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well now

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