If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Poop

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Racial Equality

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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