How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Obama is a good president.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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