What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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The game!

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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how man

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmers daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soybean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture removers van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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