Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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like for a handjob.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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