Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Bumsniffer

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Golf.

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George W. Bush

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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