What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Sex

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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