Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Your time.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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