People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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