How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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