why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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the real mccoy

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Anti Joke

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