what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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