hi hi strager danger

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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