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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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