In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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