what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Type 2 diabetics

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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