What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Women's rights...

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Are you Drew?

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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nipple

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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