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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

kennah campion when she talks

I like touching my boobs

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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