Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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