A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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womens rights to vote

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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I like pom

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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