How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Breast cancer.

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The.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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