- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

copy me and i will kill you

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

An Aisian failed a test

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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