i like it in the mouth

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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I'm hungry.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

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