what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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