- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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