- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Hitler

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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