A man walked into a bar owch

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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