Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Justin with a hat.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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