Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What's up? The sky.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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BIG PENIS

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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