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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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