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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

civil rights

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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