- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

joe galasso from plainview ny

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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