Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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This joke isnt funny.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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