How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What black and has children A black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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