Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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