Knock, Knock ...

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Men

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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