What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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