Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Anti Joke

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