Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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i dont fisish anythi

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