Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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why does column have a letter n?

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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My name is Harry.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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hey guys what's up?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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what time is it rape time

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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