How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What? Huh?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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