How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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penus

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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