what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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A woman's opinion

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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hi bye

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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