What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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