What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Black people

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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