WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

purple pickles

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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