So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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A young baby died.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Basically copying you.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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