How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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A seal walks into a club.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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A black guy with his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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