Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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John Stamos.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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