Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Turkeys are obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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