Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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How are you? Yes

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Anti Joke

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