So, this joke isn't funny.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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This is an anti joke

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Roses are red, yup.

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