How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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