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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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