The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What's 9 + 10 19

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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