A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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