- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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