What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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say cheese

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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The Economy

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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kk

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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