why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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