A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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