What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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girls basketball

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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