Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

try slamming a revolving door

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts


What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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