Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Proof reading

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Your're racist.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Anti Joke

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