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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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