First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Ross.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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