Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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