Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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THE END.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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