violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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