Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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The New York Giants

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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