What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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