Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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