Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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