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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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