- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

is it big enough to have sex in????

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Do you believe this will change?

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

I enjoy Popcorn

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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