What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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