knock knock how there me ok come in

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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