Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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