A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Penis-Pump

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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