Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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I'm tired.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Society.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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okay.....

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