Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Anti Joke

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