A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Jesus

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Religion

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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