Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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thomas!!!!

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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