What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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