Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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