Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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