- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Pickles

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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