what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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James Patrick Campbell

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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