why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Dylan Eichas

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A women left the kitchen.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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