what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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get in the car.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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neil likes pube toast

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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