what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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