What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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