What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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I have no ideas.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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