What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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