1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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A Banana wrote this...

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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