how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Men

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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