What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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