In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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alert("The Game");

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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