How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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