What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Donald Trump

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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