- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

speech and debate.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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