What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Anti Joke

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