why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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im gay

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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