You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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