What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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2 + 2 = fish

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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The Holocaust.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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