What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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