- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

European on my shoes, buddy.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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