Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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???????????? WTF?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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