What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Okay, after this one then...

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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I walk into a bar...

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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