A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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