- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

A guy walks into a bar

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Women's Rights

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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