Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

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