- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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