A man walks into a vagina

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Ryan Chang is funny.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

ROSS G IS OBESE

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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