Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Women's rights...

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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