Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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hello anomonous

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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I was watching Fox news.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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