What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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this is not a joke.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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