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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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