roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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