do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

What happen? Idk...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Anti Joke

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