why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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How about that airline food?

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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