What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Hashtag

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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ObamaCare

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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