Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Well, there's one way...

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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