What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Women's rights.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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João Duarte reads this.

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