What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Your Mom

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Justin Bieber got laid

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well use a tissue!

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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