Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

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