Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Your Mom

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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