Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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