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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

BOTTOM!!!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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