Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

a horse nibbled a baby

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

thumb_up thumb_down

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

im a selling a car

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops