A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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where is the world?

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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