- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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