Chris Bosh's neck

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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aodhan hearty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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women's rights

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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