Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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womens rights

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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