What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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