- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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