Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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minorities

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Gangnam style

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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