If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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