A horse walked into a barn...

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What is the name of the car? What

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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DEATH.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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