what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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