Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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