Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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lets bomb africa

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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... Chan chan

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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