When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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^ That's not even funny ^

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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