How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

thumb_up thumb_down -16

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

My parents died!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

thumb_up thumb_down -16

i named my son Frodo because he was little

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops