Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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