How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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i have a christmas tree.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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