- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

This is not an anti joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Knock, knock. Come in.

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