A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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LIFE :(

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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