why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Potato salad

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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