An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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