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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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