- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

I read the terms of service.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Womens rights.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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