Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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