Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Happy Monday!

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Penis.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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