Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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