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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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