Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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I asked her where you were.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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