- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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