Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Wright flyer

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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