What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Michael Brown

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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