What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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punchline below punchline above

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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