What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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sure!

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Anti Joke

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