What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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womens rights.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Anti Joke

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