What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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crap!!

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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