What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

civil rights

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A homeless person dies.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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