What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What comes after 69? 70

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