what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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