How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Xzibit

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Im black

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Anti Joke

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