roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Caca.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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