What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Knock knock. Racism.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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