Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Anti Joke

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