What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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8============D PEN1S

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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