How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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