Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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No.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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