1+2 = 6

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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And you honored it I see :P

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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1+1 =? Too

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Penis

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Anti Joke

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