Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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