Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Hi my name is Jim

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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fack me!

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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