A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Your text.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Anti Joke

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