Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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