Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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shut up elliot

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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