There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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