- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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