What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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