I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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You will not press the like button.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What's worse than this That :(

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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