Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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A Serbian Film

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Women's rights

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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