A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Military intelligence.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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