What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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H o m o comes out as homo

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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No.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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