Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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I dont have a girlfriend

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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