There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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