Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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my whole life!

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Shea's sty....

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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