Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Snarf Nuggets

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Arron Glass

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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