A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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British Dentistry

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Jeff

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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