What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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