Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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