A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Tunechi

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10inch nice

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Yes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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