Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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the battle of waterloo

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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