What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Knock knock

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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