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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Apple juice.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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