What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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