Knock Knock Come in!

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What's the difference between a duck

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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WOw you have no life

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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andrew wagner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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