Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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banana

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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