why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Women's Rights

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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Punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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