Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Ehh

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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yolo your orange looks orange

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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