the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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no u

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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im a selling a car

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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