Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Dead babies.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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