Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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A seal walks into a club...

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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