what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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i love antijokes

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Womens rights

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Feminism

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