haha Otarts was here

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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World peace

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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