why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Ouch.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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