Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Women's rights.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Charlie Sheen

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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69, hahaha

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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