Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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what is orange? an orange

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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YOLO

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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the game

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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