Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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9/11.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Your existance.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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