Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Pickles are moist.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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#IHateHashtags

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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