Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I am Skaldak!

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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