what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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