Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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WNBA

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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