S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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