What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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