The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Where's my baby??

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Junior's love life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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