What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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