Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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the real mccoy

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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