What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Religion.

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Hi

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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