How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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