- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

So a seal walks into a club..

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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