Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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My Boyfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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