Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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