Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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