- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Kys

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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