Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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butt sex

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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hit the thumbs down button

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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gay marriage.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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