Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Girls soccer

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Anti Joke

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