whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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