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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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I hate you.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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