How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Men's rights

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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