what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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