How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Yellow People !!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Your Mom

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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You all have Aids

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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