What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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