Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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How are you this morning?

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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