How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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