- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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