A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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