How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Wade

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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The truth is he loves her!!

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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