Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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The Moon Landing.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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