BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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nolan is gay

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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