What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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