If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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