Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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