If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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I have no ideas.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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