Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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