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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What color is a banana? yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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