Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What time is it? 10:58

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Knock knock Come in!

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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