"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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I? Everett

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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