they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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it's funny because it's funny

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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