whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Christians

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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ugh good riddance

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Flab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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This sentance contains three errers

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