Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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your mother

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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stuarts mum

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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