A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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