You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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