id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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