wanna hear a joke? no.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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www.xnxx.com

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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