whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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