What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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