Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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