I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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ObamaCare

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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