Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Anti Joke

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