Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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A Serbian Film

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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