What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Your social life

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Ham sandwich

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