What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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