What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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drugs.

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Womens Rights.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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dry handjob

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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