If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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