Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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My wife made me a sandwich

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Gus's mom

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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