What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Female rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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The Bible

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Do you need any assistance?

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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