Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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