Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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wsde

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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