Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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