Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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A Serbian Film

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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