What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Religion.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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