What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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