- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

He walked in a bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

a jew walks out of a furnace

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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