In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Anti Joke

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