-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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whats really hot the sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Tucker Rivera

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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