200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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i love huge wieners.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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what time is it rape time

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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