- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

Why? Why not?

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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