Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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