Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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whats a willy? -brock

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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