What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Women's rights

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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