Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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women have rights

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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I like the color potato.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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