Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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what is 3+3= 8

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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