Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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