pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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it's funny because it's funny

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Women's sports

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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