a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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3 like an eel

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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An Artic Storm.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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