A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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