what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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fava beans

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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