Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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...Jack Vale

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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