How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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