- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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