whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Obama is a good president.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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