I dont no the difference between their and there

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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