Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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