How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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YOLO

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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