what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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