Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Anti Joke

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