why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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hey

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you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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meh

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whats chinese noodles

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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