A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Hellen Keller

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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woman's rights

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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