Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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An atheist walks into a church

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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