what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Rick Perry.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why does column have a letter n?

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

am i invited to party? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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