Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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