what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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you just lost the game!

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Patriarchy.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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