- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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