Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Obama being reelected.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Anti Joke

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