What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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