I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Neither did she.

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