Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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