- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

rent a cops

A Duck walks into a bar.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"