When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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