I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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