i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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