You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why did? Yes

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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womens rights

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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