a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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#scabbers

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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