Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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hey bill!

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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