- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Womens rights.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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