Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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