What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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