What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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