The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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I like jokes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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