Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops