What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

i have a christmas tree.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Once upon a time a was born

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Communism hehe xd

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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