Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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a potato flew around my room

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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