Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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A pope meets another one

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sfdg

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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