I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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pee

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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hey hey apple

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Anti Joke

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