A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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A women president

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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