a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats 2+2? 4

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Three black men were walking...

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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men's rights.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Guess what? No.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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