What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Justin Bieber.

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