Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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