what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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