What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Gabe Mercado

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