I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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kieran is a homosexual

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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The Female Orgasm

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

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