what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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8--------------------- penis

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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YOU

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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silver bullet?

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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