- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

the your face joke

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Dylan is gay

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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