- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

U ALL LIAK DIK

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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