Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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