What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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