Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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