roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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The Bible

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Women's Rights

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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