there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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