Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Racial Equality

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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