did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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