What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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