Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Nicholas Cage

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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