a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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penis

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What's an Anti Joke?

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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roses are red poo is poo

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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America

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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