How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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y u no like me joke?

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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