Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

thumb_up thumb_down

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

thumb_up thumb_down +7

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

thumb_up thumb_down -17

my wife out of the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down -3

sdjhkferiughefljbdfnjkbhdfghlwu24537? 928ndfnfwdjfhoinbv;nop[

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops