what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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8============D PEN1S

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The Christian Bible.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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