What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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GIVE

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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