A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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son, you're adopted.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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