What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Obama.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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The Labour Party.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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a man is running away

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