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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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