No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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THE GAME.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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