Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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* anti-punchline

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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