Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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