A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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No, Trinidad.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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kk

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Christianity.

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