What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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