why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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