knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -55

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops