how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Anti Joke

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