Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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WILLY

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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