What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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