Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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think twice or at least think

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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