Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Anti Joke

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