This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Anti Joke

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