What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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