Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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