Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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You were born.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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