Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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