Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Joay impistato is a fig

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Anti Joke

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