- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

why does column have a letter n?

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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