A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Tilt your screen back .

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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try slamming a revolving door

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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