Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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