Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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