How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Mitch

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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