theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Anti Joke

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