why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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