What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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You all have Aids

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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