So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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asdf

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Poop.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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cool

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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