Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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