Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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PUDDING

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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a ab

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Your Mom!!!

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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UN

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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