Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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this website...

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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