no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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