my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Black people

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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