A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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