little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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refridgrator

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Anti Joke

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