If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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