Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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whats white jizz

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Anti Joke

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