Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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