Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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