Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Donald Trump.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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how man

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