Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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