Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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I like touching my boobs

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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7

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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The WNBA.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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poop.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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