roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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The queen having a shit

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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