What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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- Helen Keller

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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