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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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