Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats green? The color green.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

thumb_up thumb_down -24

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

thumb_up thumb_down +176

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

woman's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

thumb_up thumb_down +14

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops