Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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