fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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