why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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