Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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