- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Take wrong turns

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

BUTTERFARTING

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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