What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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69 :)

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Anti Joke

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