Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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