what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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a man said hi.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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