What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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