When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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