How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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autistic kids rock

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Anti Joke

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