what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Okay, after this one then...

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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