What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How high is a Chinaman

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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