Burp

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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WNBA

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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