What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Justin Bieber.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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