Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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My children are huge mistakes.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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