What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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PSN IS UP

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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my whole life!

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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