A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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No

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i like turtals and kids

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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