A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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The Detroit Lions

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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