What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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