Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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womens rights.

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Your mom.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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