What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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