- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Covietz has a large penis

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

I'm Spartacus

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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