Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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