roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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