- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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