This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Welcome to die!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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