- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

A man did not like this site

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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