Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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