Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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pauls tuck

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Society.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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