Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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sexual intercourse.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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