Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What should I name my dog?

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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