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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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