If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Your mom

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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