What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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