Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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