Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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A seal walks into a club.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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