Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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vbh

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Asians...

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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