What is both bold and brash? Fox

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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im gay

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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