Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Pavel Novak

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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