"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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