Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Vagina Boob

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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2 Penises

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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This is not a joke.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

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