Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Tunechi

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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