What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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The Olympics

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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