What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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There's my tractor.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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