What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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You are joking right?

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Anti Joke

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