Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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An Irishman stays home

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Anti Joke

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