Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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