There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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