Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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