Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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