Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

A bar walks into your mother.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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