Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Jersey Shore.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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