Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Golf.

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Dinosaur!

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A jew enters a mall.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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