A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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