Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Your mam is so fat.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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