A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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