Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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