An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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That is so fetch

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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