do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Democracy.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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your all shit at jokes

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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womens rights.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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