My Girlfriend

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Poopsack Jones

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Politics

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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