- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Invisible Television.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

How would you rule?

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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