Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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