*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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