Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What's 9 +10 19

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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