Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Anti Joke

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