patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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