How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Your mom.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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