What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Knock knock, come in.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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