What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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you

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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F? No k

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Anti Joke

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