Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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women's rights

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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