What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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360 NO SCOPE

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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