What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Weed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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The Female Orgasm

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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