A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Pianos.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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