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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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