what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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