what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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I'm not here.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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You are Nerochan right?

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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