There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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KSI

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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