How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Morning wood.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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