What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Click here to end the world.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Penis

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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