A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Winter

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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