Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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White NBA players.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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