Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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The Olympics

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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