- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did? Yes

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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