what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Where's my tractor?

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Hello penis

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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