What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Small breasts.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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I hate you.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Your mom.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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women's lacrosse.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Anti Joke

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