Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Scientology.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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