Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A black guy gets arrested...

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

No your aunties a joke

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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