What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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gay pom...

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Chuck Norris.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Penis

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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