Please ignore this statement.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Guess what? No.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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