A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What is brown and sticky?

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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