If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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