What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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