What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Hello

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Alt F4

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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