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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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