What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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