-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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what time is it rape time

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Anti Joke

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