Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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autsim

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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