Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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roy g biv

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Where are you going Your house

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