What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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say cheese

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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