So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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A man killed himself.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Women's rights.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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3 like an eel

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