Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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The song Friday Rules!

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Your big dick.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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