Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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