What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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your face is kinda funny

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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