Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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sure!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Yo mama's fat.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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