What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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brandon ya twwat

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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