why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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