Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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knock knock no ones home

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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