your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Twenty-Four

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Anti Joke

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