- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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