What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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gay people

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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