The penn state football administration

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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