"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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human centipede

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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