Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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I'm homeless.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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