What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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i dont like chris

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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