Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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123 f*ck off

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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