What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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I hate you.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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womens rights.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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