Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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WNBA

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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