A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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8============D PEN1S

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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