What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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