Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Women's professional sports

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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my egg roll

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Anti Joke

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