Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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