whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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