How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Joey mayer's face

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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