What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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