If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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penis

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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