Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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