potatoes

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Heskey time.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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watch me nae nae

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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W.N.B.A.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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