- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's an Anti Joke?

What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

j

What comes after Friday? A ?.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??