How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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9/11

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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I literally died laughing

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Anti Joke

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