Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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