WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Donkey lips

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Lockerbie bombing

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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