so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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