boobs!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

ask me if im a door yes

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

thumb_up thumb_down +5,684

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Women Sports.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops