What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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hello

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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