- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

like if your cool

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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