What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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