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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Who wants $300? Me too.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

TRICERATOPS!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

69

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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