A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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