What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Guess what? No.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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