- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Eric is gay Ha

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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