a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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