- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

A man goes to the potty.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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knock knock whos there not me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A paralysed man falls over.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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