What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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