a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Justin Bieber

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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