how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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I ponder

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Obama

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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How do you end a sentence

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

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