Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Shltskc gw? G

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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