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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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