Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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