What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Boner

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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