- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

I put my baby in a microwave.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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