Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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