Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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falling didnt make the difference

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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