How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Get it? More.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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