- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Where's my tractor?

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

I don't get it

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

This is not a joke

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

I'm banging your sister.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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