What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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bite me

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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