newt gingrich

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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