whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Chuck norris

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Minecraft.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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