I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Skinny people fart less.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Anti Joke

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