why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

Obama is a good president.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Robert dupras dick size :3

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

Guess what? What? Nothing.

Womens rights.

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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