a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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