Romney 2012

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Your mother

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Anti Joke

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