how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Pavel Novak

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Anti Joke

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