There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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This is an anti joke

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