Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Canada

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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hard cheese

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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