What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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a retard lost...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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