A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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My jeans

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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i'm not gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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