Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Land Rovers

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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