- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

someone called someone else a frog

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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