YEAH THEY DO!

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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drugs.

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what time is it rape time

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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