Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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