What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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