Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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