Women's Rights

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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