What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Anti Joke

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