Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Faithful men.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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