"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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My tractor broke down.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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