Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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