Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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