Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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