Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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