How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Caolan and Eamon

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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