what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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A black man has a job.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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