- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

women's rights.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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