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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

knock knock who's there aids

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

lewis=cardiac

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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