Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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a man said hi.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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