two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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i dont fisish anythi

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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