That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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