Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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boobs

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Feet

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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