Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Flop dog

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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