What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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I just drank a cola.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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