What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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