Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What's a joke? Funny

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

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