Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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A chicken crossed the road.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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