- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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"Knock knock." "No."

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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