Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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WNBA

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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