Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Dumbledore dies.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Anti Joke

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