why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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