whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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