What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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