Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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