A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Homework.

Poop

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

An Asian man fails a math test

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

charlie sheen losing

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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