Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Religionh

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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obama leadership

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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hi corey

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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derp

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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