- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Connor is homo

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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