What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Potato salad

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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