What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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