why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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