Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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