What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Woman's rights.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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