Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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