Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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nice tits.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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