What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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The Morman Religion.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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