A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Justin Bieber.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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