How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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falling didnt make the difference

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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