what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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You will not press the like button.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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