- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Ron Paul for President!

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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