- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

tommy is retared

What do you call your mother? Mom.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

kill yourself

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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