THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Not a joke.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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