A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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