What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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