Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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