- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

I need to start studying.

42, that is all

Racial Equality

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

GONNA

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

i just wrote this so hard

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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