Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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