Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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