What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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