A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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