What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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