What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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