How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What do you call a black man? Black

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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