A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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