What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What black and has children A black man

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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