Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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John Cena for president

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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The government

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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A storm be brewin!

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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