Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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