Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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