how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

what do u call a black man a black man

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Anti Joke

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