why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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kill yourself

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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