why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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