Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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