Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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