What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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