whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Grapefruit.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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