Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Starter clothing

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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