What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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