how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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