How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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