Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

thumb_up thumb_down

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops