What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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