Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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just in time?

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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