- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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