A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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hahaha

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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