why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Win and Beau have no friends

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Don't rape me!

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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