What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

A man killed himself.

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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