What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Your mom.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

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