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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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