Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Rebecca Black

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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