what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Weiner

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Scott Gomez

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Okay, after this one then...

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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