What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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your face

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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thumbs up!

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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