- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

if you read this you are gay

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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