Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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