Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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dead dibbs

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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