What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

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