What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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