Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Sex education in Texas,

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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