Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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