Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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