Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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This is a joke.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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alert("The Game");

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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