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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Male penises.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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toast points

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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