Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Good to see you today!

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Women's Sports

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Poop

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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