roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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