A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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