Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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