There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Fart

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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