What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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drugs.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Dylan Eichas

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Mmmm, donuts

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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