why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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your mom

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Barack Obama.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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they're dead. idiot.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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