Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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im gay

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British Dentistry

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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