Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Female Athletics

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Guess what What

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Whats 9+10? 19

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The global news

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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