A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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dislike this...please.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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