A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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