How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Cancer.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Anti Joke

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