A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Im gay What about you

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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