Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Corn Muffins

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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clamidia

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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