Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Weed.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Rebecca Black

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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