This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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