A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Halo < COD

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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