A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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AVB

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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