How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Wenis Penis

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Anti Joke

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