Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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