What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Justin Beiber

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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dry handjob

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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