How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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