Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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How many dislikes can this get?

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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