- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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