What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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