What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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what are three short words? i a am

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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