Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Romans rights.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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smell the vitamin C

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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