My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Bitch

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lol a man is drowning

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World Peace

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Muslim athletes.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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