Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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Slavery lol

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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what time is it? 3:16

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