What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did I get raped

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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