Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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This is a joke setup.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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