Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

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