What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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