how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Period Blood

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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