A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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The global news

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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