Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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what goes boo a sock

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Oh s***

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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