Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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A seal walks into a club.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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