Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What did death say to life? Go die

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Anti Joke

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