Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Dance is a sport

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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