- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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