Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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