Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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deez nuts

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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