why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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