whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Your mum is dead

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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These Jokes suck.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Dead girls can't say no.

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