Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Stealth baseballs record

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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