some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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