FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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What's city is in New York New York City

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Anti Joke

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