What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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