Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is cowboy say

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Okay, one second.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

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