"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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