What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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so the weather's nice...

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Anti Joke

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