- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

why am i on this site? cause its funny

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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