two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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book 'em danno

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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