What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Samraj.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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TOP KEK

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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