Jake Bowar

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Spinabifita

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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