Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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I don't get it

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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9/11/2001

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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wat?

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Roses are flowers.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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