Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Wade

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Tall asians

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Koalas mum is a slut

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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alert("The Game");

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I saw a shovel once.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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