- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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