what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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