Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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whats 2+2? 4

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Matty B

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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planking.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Life

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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