how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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