What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Tilt your screen back

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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