- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

who is not good looking? mon morello

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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