Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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xavier stop

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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hipsters

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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