- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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