What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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World Of Warcraft

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What's up? A direction...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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