Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Alchohol.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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guess what what ...

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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