- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Y u do dis?

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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