What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Guess what? No.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Womens rights

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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