Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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