What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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