What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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denisssssssssssssss

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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pee

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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