what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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anal seepage

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Watch your lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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