Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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