Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Teen pregnancy

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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