Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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mark is religion

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women's rights

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Women's rights

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