Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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