- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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