I got shot, you laughed

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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hey hey apple

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Woman's rights

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