whos district champs not JM

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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