what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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