— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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nice tits.

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Dick Chaney

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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* anti-punchline

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Women's rights.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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