Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Slavery lol

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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These Jokes suck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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