yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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who farted i did :]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Womens rights.

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Jebron Lames.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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