- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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