Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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K

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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alert("The Game");

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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poop

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Anti Joke

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