YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What's 6+2? 16

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Women rights..

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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