ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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