Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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I'm taken

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Girls Basketball.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Justin

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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