Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Flop dog

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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