What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Hi what I lug you

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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