The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Small Penis.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

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