How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Knock knock It's open

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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