roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Anti Joke

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