What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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knock knock come in

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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