A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Penis in a box.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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