- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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