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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

civil rights

Women's Rights.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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