I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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