how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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1unno;njfjk

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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