Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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your going to die

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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The Holocaust

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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