How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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