Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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The Holocaust.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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