Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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