Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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