Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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