- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

long in the tooth!

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

poop is very very yummy.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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