Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Anti Joke

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