What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Granny porn!

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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A woman's opinion

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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WILLY

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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