- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

I am a mime

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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