whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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This is not a joke.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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