the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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