How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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An English man walks into a pub.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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A fish walks into a bar

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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