What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Women's rights.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Anti Joke

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