What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Noah is Smart.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

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