Nickelback

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Hello

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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alex is cool

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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