Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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