What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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