Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Anti Joke

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