When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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