what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Wigan.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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