Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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A man killed himself.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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