DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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u jelly?

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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