the cast of the jersey shore

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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