Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Shit!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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