Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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my namew is jd

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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The

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View Terms of Service

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Your mom went to college

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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