Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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general tso's broccoli

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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