Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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