Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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