Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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whats 2+2? 1

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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