pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Apple juice.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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