How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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obama

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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