How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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My mom just died....

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Anti Joke

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