Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Potato

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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