A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Microsoft Windows

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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