What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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