What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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No.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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whats a dick a dick

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mark is life

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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