- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

The NBA and womens sports

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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