what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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your mother hates you

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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math test 2=2

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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