Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Invisible Television.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Jasper sucks.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Canada

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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