Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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My dad

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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