What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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