- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

If life throws you melons... ouch

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

LIE

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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