So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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What's the new green? Green

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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