what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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hi hi strager danger

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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