roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Your mom is so old she died

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