- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Hi? No!!!!!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Knock knock No one was home

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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