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Joay impistato is a fig

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Yo mama so fat.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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your mum

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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