When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Hello penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Women.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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