gay marriage.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Women's Rights.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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silver bullet?

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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