Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Go away.

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I literally died laughing

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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