add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Dance is a sport

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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