Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Left. That one direction...

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Water, please.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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