Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Dogs in my home.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Baseball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Anti Joke

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