How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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