A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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aodhan hearty

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Penis

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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