Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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