What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A lot eh?

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Womens rights

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Anti Joke

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