Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Women's rights.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Anti Joke

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