What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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