A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Mitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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The Colts this year.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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