whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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