- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A young baby died.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is older than history?

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

I cant think of one (._. )

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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