Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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im gay because im gay

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Lockerbie bombing

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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