Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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