Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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josh simpson has cancer

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Tennesse

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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your gay

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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