- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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