Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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