Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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