Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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