Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Read a Book.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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