A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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epic win?

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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