Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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