Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Women's rights

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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