What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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The Holocaust

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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