A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Women's rights.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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