one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Watch your lips.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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