what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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