Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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outside your comfort zone

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Time flies like a banana.

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