Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Alchohol.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Sonic

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