What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

thumb_up thumb_down

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why does the man appear fat he is

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

thumb_up thumb_down +7,110

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -2,039

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

thumb_up thumb_down +11

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

thumb_up thumb_down -159

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops