Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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