Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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4 hours later.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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