Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Neither does he.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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