Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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