God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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don't just stand there

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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