Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Health food.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Anti Joke

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