Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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