why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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school homewrok

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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