- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

hi, im sober.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

matt shut up

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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