a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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