Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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womens rights

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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