- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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