My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Jesus wept.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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