How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Moral

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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