why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Long joke Your such a downey

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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KILL WHITEY

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Anti Joke

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