you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Women's rights...

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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