A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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