2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What do you call an arab ?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Harry Styles

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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