What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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The WNBA.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Your mom goes to college

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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