What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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monkey sponge

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Banana Hamock.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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