- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Darude - Sandstorm

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What does two plus two equal? 4

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

I am black.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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