- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your Mom!!!

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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