RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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