A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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SNAPPLE!

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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snooki

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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