LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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hrih

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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