What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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