What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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God. God.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Snooki

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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