roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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8=D

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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I'm Spartacus

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Anti Joke

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