What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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