What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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gay marriage.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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