Corn Muffins

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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you lose.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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