A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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