Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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