--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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