Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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A black man in a country bar.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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