A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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My name is Jeff

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www.xnxx.com

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SBB

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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