- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Your momma so fat she's fat

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