Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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your face is kinda funny

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Anti Joke

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