What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Winking at old people

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Title IX

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My mom.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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