What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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eat a hot dog

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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8====D {(0)}

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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