Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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