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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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