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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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