- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Romans rights.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

America Votes

why did the chicken cross the road.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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