how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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