Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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