What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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