- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

what this: b a dead one of these: p

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

British Dentistry

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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