Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Your mother just died.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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penis

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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