Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Your face is hilarious.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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