Women.

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women outside of the kitchen

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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No.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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