Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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equality for women

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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