- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

i have two hands.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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