- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What is red? A rock painted red

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

How's the weather? Good.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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