What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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PENIS

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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It smells like triangles in here.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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