- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

So, how 'bout that airline food?

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

black people. that is all...

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

scientology.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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