Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Your life

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Nothing yet CC

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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