Mitt Romney penis

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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