Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Bake until golden at 375

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Women's Rights

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Woman's Rights

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Women's rights

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Women's rights

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Women's Rights

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women's rights

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