How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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The horse said "nay."

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smell the vitamin C

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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women rights

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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