Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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