What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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what goes boo a sock

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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