What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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