- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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