- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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