A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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