A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Smart Blondes

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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