what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Major League Soccer

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Women's Rights

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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