wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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How old are you? 7

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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