What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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