What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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but there is a road to the super market

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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A pope meets another one

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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