How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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