What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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racism...deal with it!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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