Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Anti Joke

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