a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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this is not a joke

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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like if your cool

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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