Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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