Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Anti Joke

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