yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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ha.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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ow

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