Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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