* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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AIDS

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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