What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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My children are mistakes

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full house

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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