How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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KOOKABURRA

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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