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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Hello.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A house comes around the corner.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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