Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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