What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Garry Glitters on here

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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