A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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