Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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