A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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