What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Skrillex.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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