Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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This one time at band camp....

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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