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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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