A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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smug face >:}

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Bob dole

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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