what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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swag

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

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