What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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WILLYS

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I am a women

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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jibby jobby

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Women's Rights

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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