A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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This is funny.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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WNBA

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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