Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

This joke is funny

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Are you black? Kill yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Cole is "good" at soccer

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

hi, im sober.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops