I need to start studying.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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This is an anti joke

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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