2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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