What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What abou three times

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Civil Rights.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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