Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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I have aids

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Women's professional sports

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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Anti Joke

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