Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Obama

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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