whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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two fish are in a tank.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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