Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Men's rights.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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