What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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