Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Small titties.

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I went to work today....

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Carlton

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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