Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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The Female Orgasm

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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