His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Anti Joke

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