- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

This is not a joke

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Your all fags

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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