they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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