What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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