Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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No.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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dead babies

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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