What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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