If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Okay, one second.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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