A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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