Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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arse

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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