There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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a banana

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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