what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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