- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

yes... that's the joke

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Woman's rights.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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