A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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I need a good anti joke....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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