Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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