Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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