You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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