Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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penis

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Davey Peterson.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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