A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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