If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Women.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Anti Joke

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