Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Alt F4

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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