What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Knock knock Go away

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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