Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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