Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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