A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What's the deal with brown?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Tim and Eric

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Anti Joke

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