Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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this website is non-operational.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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