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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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who smells? •Liam

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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