Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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The Pope

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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