- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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