Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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My love life

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What is white and black and red all over.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Hail Hitler

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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