What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Golf.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Keanu Reaves

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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