roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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