Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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your face is kinda funny

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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