Ebola

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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hi hi strager danger

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