how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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SHUT UP JP

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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