my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A seal walks into a club.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Anti Joke

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