What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Please? No.

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fridge

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Asians

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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