What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Jews

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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