Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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its all aodhan

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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