Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Fat people.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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