what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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