matt f stupid because no one likes him

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A dyslexic blind man

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You smell like shit

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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WNBA

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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My parents have an open marriage.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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