Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Cancer.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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knock knock. come in.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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lololololololololol

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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