women outside of the kitchen

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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My kids are mistakes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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