What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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poop

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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