what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Women's rights.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Anti Joke

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