- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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