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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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