How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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