- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

we all know sammi has a penis

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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