How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Women's rights.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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S.O.P.A

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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