How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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