What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Julian Ha.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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