What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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