A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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whats up fuch you bitch

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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