Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

My name is Harry.

Woman's rights

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

kk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

Pianca going ham

What do you call a Jew A Jew

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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