Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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A snake walks into a bar

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Hi

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Who has downs this joke

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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this is gay

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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ha.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Your mom went to college

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