Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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My mom's dead

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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