What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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