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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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