Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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The person below me is weird.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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