What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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