Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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out of your comfort zone

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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