hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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