How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Whats 1+1? window!

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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