Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Cold camel scrotum.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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