Well, this is fun.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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haha.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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yeah..

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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