Asians

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Black Poeple

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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