Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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penis

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Anti Joke

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