Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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