Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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AROUND

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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