A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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