Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Bean.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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thomas!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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