A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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