why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Women's Rights

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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