wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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My jeans

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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The Oakland Raiders

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i dont fisish anythi

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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