a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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The government makes a good decision

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Your biggest fan.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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