Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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