my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

a irish man walks past a bar

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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