How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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