Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Your mom goes to college

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what are you mike bibby?

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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