Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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That's what he said.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Your Mom

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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