My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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