Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Invisible Television.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Justin Bieber

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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