A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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