what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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