So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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