A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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