A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Anti Joke

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