Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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