I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Windows Vista

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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