What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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