roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Jews

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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