whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Religion

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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