Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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