How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Snooki

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Anti Joke

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