Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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