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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did the moron jump through the window?

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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