knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Banana

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