- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

Dislike this, and I kill myself.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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