Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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fabien

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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That's Racist

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