What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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