High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Butt Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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