A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Scott

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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