In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Justin Bieber

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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