Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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And you honored it I see :P

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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