- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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