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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Dani barton= lovely

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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