Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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alex is cool

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Anti Joke

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