Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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