Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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