why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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