Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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My children are mistakes

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Hi Adam,

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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