One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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