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Why so serious ?

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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