What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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I have an erection My mom!

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Sarah Palin is President

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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