A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Heskey time.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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