Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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