I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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alcoholism kills

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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