Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

I need to start studying.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Womens rights.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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