womens rights!

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Ben Affleck

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womens rights

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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