how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why? Why Not?

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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