Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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I have a horse.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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