Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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