Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What's 9+10? 19.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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