Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Netflix and chill

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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girls lacrosse

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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