what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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