How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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read this sentence again.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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AIDS

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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