how does peploe get around they walk

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Military intelligence.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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A car walks into a bar.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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