What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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I'm Polish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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