When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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you just lost the game

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Banana(s)

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Lil Wayne

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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