Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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