Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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women's rights

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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A woman's opinion

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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