Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

thumb_up thumb_down +30

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

thumb_up thumb_down

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

thumb_up thumb_down +1

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why can't february march Because april may

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops