What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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poo

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Anti Joke

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