The Mets win the World Series

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Skinny people fart less.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Hello

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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hey guys im gay

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Anti Joke

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