Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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knock knock There's no door

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Romney 2012

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Anti Joke

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