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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the deal with brown?

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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