How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Anti Joke

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