You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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