Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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