Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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my shift key is broken1

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What abou three times

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