Who's there? Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

knock knock... ...no answer

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what's the difference between a duck?

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops