Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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balls

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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all the kids had fun

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read me write me

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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