What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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