Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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women's rights.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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My jeans

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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women's rights, lol

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Penis.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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