who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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well now

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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The chicken crossed the road.

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alex is cool

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Female Athletics

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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