What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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whats black and strange a paki

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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thumbs up!

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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