Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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My butt!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Women rights.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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I have a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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