What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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