How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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guess what chicken butt

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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