Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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