- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

weiner? balls

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

school homewrok

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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