What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Bitch

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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KILL WHITEY

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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