Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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