Hello world

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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