What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Potato.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Invisible Television.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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I just found out i have cancer.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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