What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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