Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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