Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Exactly what?

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Hello

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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