A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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