- Anti Joke

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

You forgot to tell her that I can sense how you are doing and feeling based on how you phrase the words, how quickly you type, spacing, and lots of stuff I do not remember but can still make use off. Listen, I am alive and well compared to what I have been other times, the best thing about my grotesque childhood, is that it makes everything else, including this seem like nothing in comparison, nothing compares its as simple as that. Hey, speaking of simple, I want the new Street Figher game, and I want you to play if for me tomorrow, ill just tell you what to push or possess you or something else not possible, then we will both be calm like I am now, just like when we played Metal Gear, I tell you what to do, and you kinda suck and mess up because I am horrible at giving instructions okay? You know, I can see the sea from here, its really calming, it will also help you calm down as well, lets say I was in a casket, got out of it, and am recovering now, and you can be on your way now in about now unless my guys crashed in mid air, which is stupid, and stop staring at the screen like that, you should go watch television or something, distract yourself for the time being. Ill have to sleep now, speaking of knowing my limits, I might be taking permanent damage here, and while that is fine, I cant let it progress, I cant afford to go insane now that I have proven to many and most importantly myself that I am not. Remember when we watched flipper together? Skippy the Kangaroo? Mind breaking out those old video tapes? Id love watching them with you again... As for the videogames screw that, it was just something I said just like the sea, the game between you and me screwing up in order to "possess you", and then the sea so you would calm down like when you discovered you where really good at swimming once the fear of water got away. I wont lie you got that fear because I am a hydrophobe, young people end up mimicking the fear of one another, but thats over, I shower without getting blemishes now remember? I am no longer convinced my mother is laughing at me when the water gets cold either, I overcame that. Okay, wake up, just know I did not "possess you" I just "linked our emotions together by portraying a scenario we both know and enjoy doing together, I hope its okay I do not explain anymore, with zopiclone in the system, I can barely think at all. But let me know if you need more help. Say whats on your mind, ill read it all, but I cant answer, I am not taking any damage, I assure you that was just part of a hypnotic process, its "the link" I pretend like I am worried so you will know we are both worried and enter the same state, from then on I change it. I know you fear hypnosis and what it can do, but I hope you still trust me.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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