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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Hello

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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