A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Boner

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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more like nig!

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Anti Joke

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