What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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