what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Anti Joke

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