Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Garry Glitters on here

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Dozer has a soul

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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9/11/2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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