you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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