Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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