- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Phew... it's gone.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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