Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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The government makes a good decision

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Pen15

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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gay people

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pubic lice.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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