Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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