whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Your mom goes to college

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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