Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Leave her alone...

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Chuck Norris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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