What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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