Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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my gramma died

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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