What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Is this a chair?

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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kennah campion when she talks

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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