why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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I've got a boner

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Anti Joke

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