Hey how is your wife and my kids

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Mormons having fun.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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