Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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