What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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no

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Romney 2012

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