What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Your life

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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WNBA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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