A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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I'm not here.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Racial Equality

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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arse

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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