Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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