Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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the WNBA

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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