What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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A sober Irish individual.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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