what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A American seeking into mexico

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Anti Joke

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