- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Women's rights

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Ben Corbishley

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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