A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Test

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Myspace

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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