How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Society.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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