when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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That's Racist

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Womens rights.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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