Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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