whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Baseball

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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