What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What's white and gluey Glue

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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