Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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one stop shop

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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