FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

nolan is gay

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

your moms so fat she has kankles

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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