Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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