hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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