woman's lacrosse

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Women's rights.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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