Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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