Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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haha

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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