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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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