Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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