You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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hi

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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