roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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