Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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where are you?

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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And more;

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Emily Walker.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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