What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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I can't think of a joke.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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