Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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The person below me is weird.

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