Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Hearpin my durp

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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