What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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gabbi nunez ;)

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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