An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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hi dave

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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