what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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