A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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feminine literature

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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GONNA

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Where's the dick??? east

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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