Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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