What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Anti Joke

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