What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Amputations.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Penis!

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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