A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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