Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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