a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Democracy.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Spell: “This word”

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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