What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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