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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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darude- sandstorm

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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