What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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