A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Amazing

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Anti Joke

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