- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

jwe

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??