Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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knock, knock come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Barack Obama

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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