you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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... Chan chan

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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