What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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...Jack Vale

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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womens rights.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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