a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What is worse than hell?

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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