What is long and black The unemployment line

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Potassium? K.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Womens Rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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I'm Batman.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Hello penis

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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