Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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arse

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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obamas trench

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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