im telling maguire

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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