why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Democracy.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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