Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Hey, Max!!

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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