- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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