Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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