What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

thumb_up thumb_down +4

So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Women rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops