Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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