A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Tell you something funny.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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You idiot.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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