Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Jewish People

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