What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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i lost the game

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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