Womens rights.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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