Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Romney 2012

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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