What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Dyslexia ruels!

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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