What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Womens Rights.

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Anti Joke

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