What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Katy Perry

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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