what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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The penn state football administration

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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