Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Ha

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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