One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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knock knock get lost!

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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