there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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The Pope

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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