What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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