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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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