My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Anti jokes.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Hi

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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