WOMENS RIGHTS

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Small titties.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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school homewrok

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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