What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Women's rights.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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spell backwards: taco cat

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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