What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Your face

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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