http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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you give like i give lomain

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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thumbs up!

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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