An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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