- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Penis.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Where do you live? In a house

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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