what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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ObamaCare

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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KSI

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Asians.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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