your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Six million.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What color is red paint? Red

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NAACP

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