How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Good to see you today!

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Chikin nuggets

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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