- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

SPAMS!!!

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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