What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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The Irish man was sober.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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ass in my face ? no

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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