was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why didn't he finish his

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

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