How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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a man checks his mypsace

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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