Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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