Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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ure mama's so fat

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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