Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Women.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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