- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

who farted your mother

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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