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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

balls in ya mouf

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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