want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Jews

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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*you're

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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