What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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PENlS.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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