- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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