why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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cancer

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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