I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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men's rights activists

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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