If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Where's my tractor?

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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8============D PEN1S

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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im gay

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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