Why does life suck? Because it does

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Peas

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Chicken

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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