Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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