What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Justin Bieber

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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whos district champs not JM

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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eoin burgin is fat

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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I'm taken

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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