What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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men's rights.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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