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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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