Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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your mother

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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