Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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