How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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I am very humble.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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