Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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F? No k

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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mikey is cute

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Anti Joke

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