Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Womens Rights

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Anti Joke

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