3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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the WNBA

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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