whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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My mom.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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nba live 13

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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