Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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