A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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