whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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women's rights.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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