What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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