Knock Knock. Come in.

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Rock mattress.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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