Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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The Bible

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What break when you talk?

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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i like it in the mouth

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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