I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Poop swing

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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