What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Your mom.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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why do you care?

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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