What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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