Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Oliver's friends

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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