How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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8--------------------- penis

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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