Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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who do we all like george goodburn

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Agent 47.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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who is awesome? no one...

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Darude - Sandstorm

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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A blind man walks into a bar

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