How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Smart Blondes

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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