a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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How come grilled cheese?

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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