Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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hey guys im gay

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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