whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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