What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Yah? Well your a ********

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Once upon a time, your face.

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