sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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