Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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