- Anti Joke

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Your mother is a man.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Anti Joke

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