- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These Jokes suck.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

School

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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