Drunk irish man

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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WNBA

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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