Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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