What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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