Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Beka has AIDS

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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