- Anti Joke

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Lady, calm down, you are missing out on the details here. We knew he was selling information as "The Wiz", from there on it was no problem tracking him down, but having us track him down at the core of Point Zero, would have dragged you all down with him, he was into sharing not only precious Intel, but also some sick shit, nobody is going to mourn him, and neither should you. We sent him a tip so he would get to some location where he would still be able to bypass the lockdown (easy to assume a little geek knows how to manage this), but a small anonymous tip would never have been enough to make him run for it, the next part was to make sure the info on his anonymous message, begin to come true. Sorry about the rest, I needed to know what position he had among "the Order", and he was shot down by a sniper, he knew too much, his involvement, and abilities as both a liar and a traitor, could easily have made it so he would have lied the blame on you, so he could have gone free. And believe me, this happens a lot, and is probably what happened to the old underground as well, think about it, you begin selling some dirty info videos, pictures of things nobody should see in the name of some "organization" (I have no idea what you call your thing, and it is best you never tell me). Then what is left? You claim the entire organization you work for, are the ones responsible for your dirty work, you tell your captors, and you go home rewarded with freedom taking the whole organization down with you, when in this case, the one that would have gone free, would have been the only one to blame. I know what the rest of you are doing, I mean I was part of its foundation years ago, and there is nothing illegal about it, yet people such as the feds would as they did, have brought the whole place down again, and as they had nothing to accuse us for back then other than "we do not like this", they never shared this to the mainstream media. Cant have that happening again, no matter the cost, and if you ask me, some small geek pedophile selling bullshit, should not blame you all, but die, that is justice. It was not "nice knowing me", we will meet again, I mean it, even if I have to get your cell number on "gray terms", you might not like it, but I will call you, on friendly terms of course. The setup is finished, got to go, cant sit here typing on my laptop anymore, gotta get back to the office.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

+11,477

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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