Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Hey Caleb.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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