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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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