these are shit

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Xzibit

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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