knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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nipple

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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