what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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