What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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knock knock

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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fduck

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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