What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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