Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Has u seen my grammar?

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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