Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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What? Yes.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Your Mom

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Your mom is so fat...

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Anti Joke

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