What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Charlotte Bobcats

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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