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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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George W. Bush

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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