Dubstep < Music

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Guess what? No.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Trashcan!

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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A jew went to Germany.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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