Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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So you there Red?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Justin beiber..

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Nah

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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