version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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You just won the game...

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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