two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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