What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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politically correct!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Small breasts.

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I hate blackniggers

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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