what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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PENIS

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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purple pickles

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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