Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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My cat just died.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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