- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

Jews...

Woman's rights

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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