Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A man walks into a pole.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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