My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Dick spice

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

thumb_up thumb_down +15

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

thumb_up thumb_down

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops