- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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