Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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