What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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