Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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The economy.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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nice tits.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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