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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Netball.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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