- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what is patrick wilson? smart

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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