Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Kathy Griffin.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Jerry.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Yes.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What is older than history?

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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