Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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