- Anti Joke

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

whats black? a black man

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Anti Joke

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