Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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which one is easiest

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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