Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Rick santorum

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What is my name? I dont know

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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