Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

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