A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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