What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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women's rights

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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