A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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im watching you..

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