Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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