What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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