A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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bite me

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