What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Wenis Penis

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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