too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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:O + :P = 69

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Trump will make America great again.

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