what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Blind people can't read this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Noah is Smart.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Anti Joke

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