April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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