what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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