What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Oh s***

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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