What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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