Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Happy Monday!

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Anti Joke

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