What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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