Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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