There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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