White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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