Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A man was shot. He died.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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