What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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