What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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