Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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