A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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