What's funnier than 24? 25

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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