What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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whats 2+2? 1

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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