How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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hi im paul!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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