How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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