Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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The Holocaust

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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I am Skaldak!

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Poopsack Jones

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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