A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Your dads dead. lol

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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