Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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