What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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bob saget

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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