If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Your mom goes to college

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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A man died.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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