gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Women's rights.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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