how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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8--------------------- penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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