Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Get off my porch.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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