What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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bitches be crafty.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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