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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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