Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What do you call an arab ?

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Flab

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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¿melano?

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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