A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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