What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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