Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why....... Because.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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