What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Hi Adam,

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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