Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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hot diggity dog

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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