Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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men's rights activists

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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