What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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8===========D O:

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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