what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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How's the weather? Good.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Racial equality.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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