What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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I am on a escalator.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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