Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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The WNBA.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Faithful men.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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