Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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High school gym class.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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