Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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