Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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Your mom.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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You.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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I can't think of a joke.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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