A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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