Your mom

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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No, Trinidad.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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vitamin c

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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