What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Sixty... eight

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whos district champs not JM

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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whats 2+2? 1

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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