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whats a dick a dick

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Anti Joke

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