Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Kah-________-

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Penis

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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women's rights

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Women's Rights

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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