Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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A man. That is all.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Knock knock, come in.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Anti Joke

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