a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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i like turtles

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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