One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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I like poop in my butt

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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V I T A M I N C !

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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