What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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girls basketball

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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