How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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