hey you like pizza? whatever...

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Canada

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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