Justin Bieber.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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So a seal walks into a club..

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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