Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Stop procrastinating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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