Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What happen? Idk...

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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