this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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who ever is reading this....

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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SBB

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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