your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Hi

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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