What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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youre gay

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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