knock knock Come in!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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the WNBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Boob

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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