How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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