whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Compton

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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