What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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HOLY COW!

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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She said no

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Anti Joke

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