Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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I never asked for this.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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