What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Anti Joke

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