How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Women's Rights.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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alert("The Game");

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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