Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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