why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Anti Joke

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