What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Penis.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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