Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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