roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

I only like NY as a friend.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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