What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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JUST KIDDING^

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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