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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Get in the car.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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