Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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