Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Womens rights

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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