What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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