whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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