- Anti Joke

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!