what's up? my penis.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Charlie Sheen

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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