Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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