There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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