What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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