Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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