Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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