Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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