What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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