Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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