What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Psychics.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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