Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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