How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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david what a baghead

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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