Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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