Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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