what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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