How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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