Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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