What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

thumb_up thumb_down -34

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A new restaurant KKKcake

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

josh simpson has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

thumb_up thumb_down +2

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops