- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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