Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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The Bible

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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