Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Dumb

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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