have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Set up Punch line.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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