What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Jebron Lames.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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