Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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A man walks into a bar

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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