- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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