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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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