Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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You're tall.

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