what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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ur mum

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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