i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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a man walked into a bar....

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Moral

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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