what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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