Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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fruit salad?

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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