What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Bob Saget

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Scott Gomez

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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