Women's rights.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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1 Jew XD

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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knock, knock come in

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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