Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Jerry.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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knock knock who's there aids

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Anti Joke

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