Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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a man walked into a bar....

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Moral

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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