Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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hola said the chinese man

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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obama

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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