Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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