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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Well, there's one way...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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