What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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