Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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