LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Womens' sports

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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You smell like shit

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