What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Hi.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Society.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Anti Joke

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