Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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