What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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