Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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