What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Barack Obama

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Hitler was Jewish.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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