- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

German sausage is the wurst

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

TWIX PAUSE!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

fruit salad?

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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