why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Your big dick.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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I saw a shovel once.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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