- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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