Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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chuck norris

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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