how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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