What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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