Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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