Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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