Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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