"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Black People

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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