Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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