What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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