whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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