- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Everybody will die

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

What does 1+1 equal? 2

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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