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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Girls Basketball.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

My sister has to take a dump

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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