What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Black People

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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