- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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