bacon

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

thumb_up thumb_down +14

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

knock knock who's there? hope

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops