what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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cory is gay

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Mexicans working in an office

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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