how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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