What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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