Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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American Idol

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Comedy.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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