The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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