Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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KONY 2012

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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