why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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I had sex with my mother in law

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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women sports....

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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