What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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black people

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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penis

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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girls basketball

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Anti Joke

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