What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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I like pom

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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