Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Canada

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This is funny.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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