What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Anti Joke

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