How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Where's my shotgun

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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