What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Ancient Greeks rights

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