what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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how do you win a game try your best

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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