Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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John Cena for president

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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