I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Cancer.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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