roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

thumb_up thumb_down -111

Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Small Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Michael Brown

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops