https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Robert Mugabe.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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