I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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