Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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