whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Are you Drew?

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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destiny

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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