Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Your adopted

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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david what a baghead

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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8

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The cream, it is coming

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