What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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PATHETIC

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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