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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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