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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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