what do you call a young man? a little boy

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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