Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Do u take sugar?

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Women's rights.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Hi.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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