What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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