Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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penis in the camel

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Your face is hilarious.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Anti Joke

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