What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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im jewish

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Looks through the peephole.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

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