Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Looks through the peephole.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What's 9+10? 19

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

i wish i was a tree !

black people

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Chuck Norris watches TV.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Cows are land manatees.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Lockerbie bombing

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