A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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whats black and large -me

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Anti Joke

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