roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

No soup for you!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

thumb_up thumb_down -30

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I'm gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I AM DISSAPOINTED

thumb_up thumb_down -3

God is real

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops