- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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