what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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whats black and large -me

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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