If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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