- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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SC Johnson a Family Company

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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