What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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