Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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