What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Oh...okay, good.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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