Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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