Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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