Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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A black man in a country bar.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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