What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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