A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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