A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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