If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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i have two hands.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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