Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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