- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Allah walked into AK Bar

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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