Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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