How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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