Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Hello.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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