Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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