Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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antijoke is the best website.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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