Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -17

balls in ya mouf

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops