- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

tea with milk?

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A guy walks into a bar

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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