How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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