Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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