Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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read this

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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