- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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