What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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