- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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