So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Wolfjob.

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