What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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DERP

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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