Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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