Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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