What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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outside your comfort zone

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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