10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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obama's promises

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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i just pooped that is all!

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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