What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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