whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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