Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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apple pie.

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penis?

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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