What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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hey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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