A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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