A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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