What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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