What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Civil Rights.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Can you see this brett? Connor

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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