What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Anti Joke

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