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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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A van drives into a car.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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