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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

If you were expecting an antijoke you have come to the wrong place however here is a good recipe for a cake: Ingredients 2-1/2 cups 2% milk 1 cup butter, cubed 8 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 3 eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2-2/3 cups all-purpose flour 2 cups sugar 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt FILLING: 6 tablespoons butter, cubed 4 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped 2-1/2 cups confectioners' sugar 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream GANACHE: 10 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 2/3 cup heavy whipping cream Directions In a large saucepan, cook the milk, butter and chocolate over low heat until melted. Remove from the heat; let stand for 10 minutes. Preheat oven to 325°. In a large bowl, beat eggs and vanilla; stir in chocolate mixture until smooth. Combine the flour, sugar, baking soda and salt; gradually add to chocolate mixture and mix well (batter will be thin). Transfer to three greased and floured 9-in. round baking pans. Bake 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely. For filling, in a small saucepan, melt butter and chocolate. Stir in confectioners' sugar and cream until smooth. For ganache, place chocolate in a small bowl. In a small saucepan, bring cream just to a boil. Pour over chocolate; whisk until smooth. Cool, stirring occasionally, until ganache reaches a spreading consistency. Place one cake layer on a serving plate; spread with half of the filling. Repeat layers. Top with remaining cake layer. Spread ganache over top and sides of cake. Store in the refrigerator. Yield: 16 servings.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

George Bush.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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