A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -13

three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

thumb_up thumb_down +71

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A baby seal walks into a club...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

thumb_up thumb_down

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -43

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops