Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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