What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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