12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Potassium? K.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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