- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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