In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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there was once a jew

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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No soup for you!

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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