Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What is the difference?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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a retard lost...

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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