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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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