"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Get on your knees Ho

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