What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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