whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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