You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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