Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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