Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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smell the vitamin C

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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