Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Turkeys are obese

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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