Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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