A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Six million.

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