josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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