How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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