I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Bing

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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9/11

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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A black man in a country bar.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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