Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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