Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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